1 00:00:11,449 --> 00:00:16,055 It all began back in '74 at the Institute. 2 00:00:16,088 --> 00:00:18,525 I always hated the word prison 3 00:00:18,558 --> 00:00:23,129 which is why I think of the Streiger Institution as a rehabilitation center. 4 00:00:23,163 --> 00:00:25,967 These men come here, hardened criminals, 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,070 but as sure as my name is Bulldog Streiger, 6 00:00:29,103 --> 00:00:32,574 they're going out useful members of society. 7 00:00:32,608 --> 00:00:36,212 Of course, now and then we run across a tough nut to crack. 8 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:39,482 Such a nut was Walter Ballantine 9 00:00:56,035 --> 00:00:59,105 The way to a criminal's heart is through his stomach. 10 00:00:59,138 --> 00:01:02,042 That's rule number one here at the Institute. 11 00:01:02,075 --> 00:01:04,344 Look what we give 'em last night, for instance. 12 00:01:04,378 --> 00:01:08,082 Fillet of beef on a nest of tender asparagus tips 13 00:01:08,116 --> 00:01:11,686 topped with my own delicious Sauce Streiger. 14 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:16,025 I tell you it does my heart good to stroll past the mess hall 15 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:22,132 and hear the sound of 650 lips smacking in unison. 16 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:26,170 By the way, let me tell you the secret of that sauce. 17 00:01:26,203 --> 00:01:30,108 It's peanut butter. You throw it in with beef drippings. 18 00:01:30,142 --> 00:01:33,312 But don't tell a soul. 19 00:01:33,345 --> 00:01:37,050 Some men, however, wouldn't know a gourmet meal if they sat on it. 20 00:01:49,197 --> 00:01:52,734 But my real pride and joy at the Institute 21 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:56,672 is the scientifically designed rehabilitation program 22 00:01:56,706 --> 00:01:59,075 where we prepared the men for their return 23 00:01:59,108 --> 00:02:03,547 to the outside world by teaching them a useful trade. 24 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:09,053 And if Mr. Walter Ballantine was a bit slow in learning 25 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:12,057 I always gave him a chance to try again. 26 00:02:24,271 --> 00:02:27,541 The real trouble began, however, 27 00:02:27,575 --> 00:02:32,114 with the arrival, one visiting day, of Ballantine's lawyer, 28 00:02:32,147 --> 00:02:34,516 Albert G. Karp. 29 00:02:34,549 --> 00:02:38,254 Sure he carried a briefcase and had been indicted for perjury, 30 00:02:38,287 --> 00:02:42,259 but my every instinct told me Karp was a fake. 31 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,261 Don't worry though, 32 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:47,264 no chance of Ballantine escaping. 33 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:51,269 Nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger! 34 00:03:06,154 --> 00:03:07,488 Fifteen minutes. 35 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:11,759 Hello, Walter! 36 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:14,596 You're looking swell, Walter! 37 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:16,765 What do you want, Karp? 38 00:03:16,799 --> 00:03:20,570 I've come to discuss your new appeal, Walter! 39 00:03:20,603 --> 00:03:22,238 Cut the crap. 40 00:03:34,786 --> 00:03:36,522 Aren't you glad to see me, Walter? 41 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:41,194 Your soup-strainer's coming off, for Christ sakes. 42 00:03:44,531 --> 00:03:46,166 I, uh 43 00:03:47,468 --> 00:03:50,205 I got a shot, Walter. 44 00:03:50,238 --> 00:03:52,373 You've always got a shot. 45 00:03:52,407 --> 00:03:54,610 That train heist was your shot. 46 00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:57,213 I'm in here and you're out there. 47 00:03:57,246 --> 00:03:59,482 But I need a planner, Walter. 48 00:03:59,515 --> 00:04:02,452 And you're the best. 49 00:04:02,486 --> 00:04:04,888 And even if I would, which I wouldn't, 50 00:04:04,921 --> 00:04:07,558 how am I supposed to plan a shot from inside the bucket? 51 00:04:09,861 --> 00:04:12,297 Well, of course, you have to get out of here. 52 00:04:12,331 --> 00:04:13,665 Yeah. 53 00:04:13,699 --> 00:04:16,568 Don't let these wide open spaces fool you. 54 00:04:16,602 --> 00:04:19,739 This is an A-number-one maximum security tank for lifers. 55 00:04:19,772 --> 00:04:22,275 I'm in here till I turn up my toes. 56 00:04:22,308 --> 00:04:24,345 That don't sound like you, Walter. 57 00:04:24,378 --> 00:04:28,482 Maybe it is maximum security but not for you. 58 00:04:28,516 --> 00:04:31,219 Not for Walter Ballantine. 59 00:04:31,253 --> 00:04:33,555 Your cookie-duster's loose again. 60 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:43,734 I got a shot, Walter. 61 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:46,303 A bank shot. 62 00:04:46,336 --> 00:04:50,375 One of the sweetest bank shots you ever saw. 63 00:04:50,408 --> 00:04:52,911 Almost half a million. 64 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:55,381 If I was as free as a big-assed bird 65 00:04:55,414 --> 00:04:57,249 I wouldn't touch a bank shot. 66 00:04:58,784 --> 00:05:01,421 You wind up with the change in the cashier's cage 67 00:05:01,454 --> 00:05:04,424 and a load of buckshot in your ass going out the door. 68 00:05:04,457 --> 00:05:07,962 This is a very interesting bank shot, Walter. 69 00:05:17,941 --> 00:05:20,777 I'm showing my client a legal document! 70 00:05:24,014 --> 00:05:25,716 What's this? 71 00:05:25,749 --> 00:05:27,284 Split the blue cover. 72 00:05:28,485 --> 00:05:29,888 It's a map. 73 00:05:29,921 --> 00:05:33,458 The highways, county roads, even rabbit trails for miles around here. 74 00:05:33,491 --> 00:05:35,393 You'll need it in the break. 75 00:05:35,427 --> 00:05:37,296 Maybe you didn't hear what I said? 76 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:39,932 I heard you, Walter, I heard you. 77 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:43,303 But you're not gonna retire yet, Walter. 78 00:05:43,337 --> 00:05:46,807 You're an artist. Think about it. 79 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,478 Will you think about it? Okay? 80 00:05:50,511 --> 00:05:53,581 Okay, don't say okay. Don't say anything. 81 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:57,353 We'll keep in touch by mail. 82 00:05:57,386 --> 00:06:00,824 The old code, huh? You remember. 83 00:06:00,857 --> 00:06:03,360 Don't give up hope, Walter Ballantine! 84 00:06:03,393 --> 00:06:05,963 We'll take your appeal to the highest court in the nation! 85 00:06:05,997 --> 00:06:07,999 Justice is not dead in this land! 86 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:27,554 I do believe it is Al G. Karp. 87 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,423 Huh? 88 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:32,127 You sure have got hairy since the last I seen you, Al, old buddy. 89 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,361 Who me? 90 00:06:33,395 --> 00:06:36,365 Well, we just don't seem to be getting anywhere. Smedley! 91 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:37,967 Yes, sir. 92 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,468 Open the gate for Mr. Karp. 93 00:06:39,502 --> 00:06:40,836 Yes, sir. Open the gate. 94 00:06:46,877 --> 00:06:48,479 Smedley? Yes, sir. 95 00:06:49,447 --> 00:06:51,049 You get the state police on the phone. 96 00:06:51,082 --> 00:06:53,051 Give them Karp's license number. 97 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:55,387 I'm very interested in where he's going. 98 00:06:56,622 --> 00:06:58,424 It might come in handy. 99 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:24,054 Bureau? Frank Streiger here. 100 00:07:24,088 --> 00:07:26,523 Yeah, calling long distance, Andy Constable. 101 00:07:30,962 --> 00:07:33,765 Andy! Bulldog. 102 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,738 How you doing out there in the smog? 103 00:07:38,771 --> 00:07:42,142 Fine. I got myself a new set of woods. You have to come and play. 104 00:07:42,175 --> 00:07:45,212 And by the way, Andy, you remember Al G. Karp, 105 00:07:45,245 --> 00:07:47,514 Walter Ballantine's old buddy? 106 00:07:49,684 --> 00:07:51,619 Yeah, well, he's coming into L.A. tonight. 107 00:07:51,652 --> 00:07:53,622 Flight 236, Continental. 108 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:55,124 Why don't you give him a loose tail? 109 00:08:40,576 --> 00:08:44,114 Six inch shit. It'll go right through your liver. 110 00:08:44,147 --> 00:08:46,149 Go ahead. I'll let you finish. 111 00:08:46,183 --> 00:08:47,919 You gotta be kidding. 112 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:42,215 One of the inmates is escaping, and we don't know 113 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,618 Walter Upjohn Ballantine! 114 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:49,790 Stop him! 115 00:10:47,692 --> 00:10:50,661 All right, don't panic, men! 116 00:10:50,695 --> 00:10:54,833 Smedley, you get this damn gate open! 117 00:10:54,866 --> 00:10:56,902 Yes, sir. Okay. Come on 118 00:13:35,219 --> 00:13:36,922 Mr. Ballantine, where are you? 119 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,825 Mr. Ballantine, are you all right? 120 00:13:41,327 --> 00:13:43,062 Where's Karp? 121 00:13:43,096 --> 00:13:46,032 You are Mr. Ballantine, aren't you? 122 00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:48,335 Everything was going great up till now. 123 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,137 Who are you? That is the wrong barn! 124 00:13:50,171 --> 00:13:52,306 Well, Karp sent me. I'm Eleanora. 125 00:13:52,339 --> 00:13:54,342 But you can call me El. 126 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,011 Sorry about the barn. 127 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,879 Where are the clothes? 128 00:13:57,913 --> 00:13:59,982 Oh, yeah. Oh, oh! 129 00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:28,548 Hey 130 00:14:28,582 --> 00:14:32,086 Why didn't Karp come himself? 131 00:14:32,119 --> 00:14:34,989 Because he thought that a man and a girl on the bike together 132 00:14:35,022 --> 00:14:38,093 would seem more natural. Okay? 133 00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:42,131 When I make a plan, I expect the plan to be stuck to. 134 00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:45,301 Well, is that a good principle? 135 00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:48,973 I mean, don't you think that being more elastic would be a better principle? 136 00:14:49,573 --> 00:14:51,242 I only got two principles. 137 00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:53,645 One is sticking to the plan, 138 00:14:53,678 --> 00:14:55,714 and the other is making plans 139 00:14:55,747 --> 00:14:58,116 without some broad around who wants to talk about principles, 140 00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:00,052 and who picks the wrong barn. 141 00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:01,988 Get that thing cranked up. 142 00:15:22,144 --> 00:15:24,180 You look super. 143 00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:28,118 Where are we gonna meet Karp? 144 00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:29,185 In California. 145 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,354 What did you say? 146 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,356 Los Angeles, California. 147 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,025 He said the shot was in Wichita. 148 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,295 Well, that's because he knew you didn't like L.A. 149 00:15:37,529 --> 00:15:40,299 Freaktown. Kook City. 150 00:15:40,332 --> 00:15:42,135 It's where the nuts are. 151 00:15:42,168 --> 00:15:43,770 Trouble. 152 00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:46,706 And if he thinks I'm gonna ride this ball-buster 153 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,176 all the way to the West Coast, he's spaced. 154 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,511 Well, don't worry about it, baby, 155 00:15:50,544 --> 00:15:52,046 we've made other arrangements. 156 00:15:52,079 --> 00:15:54,249 Now, wait a 157 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,523 Smedley, step on it! 158 00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:31,559 My flight leaves in 86 minutes. 159 00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:33,561 They're sure to catch him right around here, Warden. 160 00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:36,331 I mean, how far can he get on a 50-ton earth-mover? 161 00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:38,266 Step on it! SMEDLEY: Yes, sir. 162 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:43,072 Ballantine is on his way to Los Angeles, 163 00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:47,211 and there he will rendezvous with Al G. Karp. 164 00:16:47,244 --> 00:16:49,246 How do you know that? 165 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:54,085 Smedley, I know Walter Upjohn Ballantine 166 00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:56,588 better than Ballantine knows himself. 167 00:17:02,495 --> 00:17:05,097 All right, look, there it is! 168 00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:07,267 Hey, you mean I've got a private plane all to myself? 169 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,770 Oh, for us. I'm going too. 170 00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:11,138 Well, who's paying for this? 171 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:13,141 No one. It's being borrowed. 172 00:17:13,174 --> 00:17:15,476 Oh great! A hot plane. That's a smart idea! 173 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:16,878 It's not hot. 174 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,548 It really is borrowed. All very safe and proper. 175 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,251 Where the hell would Karp borrow a jet plane from? 176 00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:24,587 Karp's new backer. A member of the jet set. 177 00:17:32,329 --> 00:17:34,198 What are you staring at? 178 00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:35,233 Does it fit? 179 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,803 This stuff's really expensive. 180 00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:41,274 Saks Fifth Avenue, silk underwear. 181 00:17:41,307 --> 00:17:42,675 Who really paid for all this? 182 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:46,312 Karp's jet set backer. Very rich person. 183 00:17:46,345 --> 00:17:47,848 You'd like a drink, wouldn't you? 184 00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:51,151 Bourbon, isn't it? 185 00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:52,719 Karp said you like bourbon. 186 00:17:53,788 --> 00:17:55,356 Yeah, bourbon. 187 00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:04,800 Karp says you're a genius. 188 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,604 Is something funny? Oh, no. 189 00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:09,339 Would you like something with your drink? 190 00:18:10,407 --> 00:18:11,876 What do you have? 191 00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:15,213 Coffee, tea or me. 192 00:18:15,246 --> 00:18:17,282 Isn't that what a stewardess would say? 193 00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:19,618 Well? 194 00:18:19,651 --> 00:18:21,253 You trying to do a number on me? 195 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:23,356 Oh, no, no, nothing like that. 196 00:18:23,389 --> 00:18:26,259 It's just, well, I just thought 197 00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:28,761 you have been in prison. 198 00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:35,270 Well, first, I don't mix job with jazz. 199 00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:37,439 Second, 200 00:18:38,273 --> 00:18:40,542 I'm full of sodium nitrate. 201 00:18:40,575 --> 00:18:43,846 You know what that is? Saltpeter. 202 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,715 You know why they feed you saltpeter in prison? 203 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,935 That's why they feed you saltpeter. 204 00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:37,976 All right, just watch it! Hear? 205 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,957 El, baby! Hey, you're looking great, baby! 206 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,825 Hey, you feel okay, huh? Oh, hello, Karpie! 207 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,761 Good flight? Hey, you have fun? 208 00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:54,963 Terrific. 209 00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:57,065 Hey, Walter, baby! 210 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:58,800 What's this baby crap? 211 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,003 Oh, just out here everybody says baby. 212 00:20:01,036 --> 00:20:02,004 Well, I don't like it. Knock it off. 213 00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:04,306 Let's find some cover. Oh, yes, sure, sure. 214 00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:08,678 What is that? 215 00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:13,351 That's Victor. That's my nephew, Victor. 216 00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,919 What is that with him? 217 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,389 Victor collects old cars. 218 00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:21,526 Didn't you tell me you once had a nephew in the FBI? 219 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,596 Yeah, that's Victor. 220 00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:26,332 Hey, wait a minute, wait, wait, Victor's okay! 221 00:20:26,366 --> 00:20:27,634 He left the FBI. 222 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:28,768 Once a cop, always a cop. 223 00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:31,438 Not Victor! He got fired from the FBI. 224 00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:33,774 This bank shot was Victor's idea. 225 00:20:33,807 --> 00:20:35,343 I should have stood in prison. 226 00:20:35,377 --> 00:20:37,579 Oh, everything's gonna be great, Walter. 227 00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:41,450 Who's the broad? 228 00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:42,551 Which broad? 229 00:20:43,886 --> 00:20:47,491 Oh, El? El? Eleanora. 230 00:20:47,524 --> 00:20:49,393 She helped you make the break. 231 00:20:49,426 --> 00:20:50,661 What's her connection? 232 00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:54,032 Am I a lip-reader? 233 00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:56,367 She's the backer. 234 00:20:56,401 --> 00:20:58,403 The money. 235 00:21:05,779 --> 00:21:08,581 Victor, meet Walter Ballantine. 236 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:11,585 Mr. Ballantine, you've got the most spectacular rap sheet 237 00:21:11,619 --> 00:21:13,654 in the whole Bureau files. 238 00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:17,926 I've really, really been looking forward to this. 239 00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:22,731 See, see, Walter! Victor's okay. 240 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,169 Shall we take a look at the shot? Huh? Yeah, swell. 241 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,438 El, sweetie, you get in the front with Victor, 242 00:21:28,471 --> 00:21:30,941 and I'll keep my old pal company in the back seat, huh? 243 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,762 Number one, come in, please. 244 00:21:48,795 --> 00:21:50,731 Number one, come in, please. 245 00:21:52,132 --> 00:21:54,969 Number one. Oh, one minute. 246 00:21:55,002 --> 00:21:57,171 Mr. Constable, it's for you, sir. 247 00:21:58,239 --> 00:22:00,976 Constable here. Oh? 248 00:22:02,678 --> 00:22:05,215 Yeah? 249 00:22:05,248 --> 00:22:08,585 Excellent. Now, you stay right on them but not too close. 250 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,088 Mr. Streiger is arriving right now. 251 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:13,057 I'll tell him. 252 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:16,627 Bulldog! Andy, old buddy! 253 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,797 I've got interesting news. 254 00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:20,966 Al G. Karp and his nephew 255 00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:23,069 just picked up an unidentified man and woman 256 00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:24,537 at the Santa Monica Airport. 257 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:25,505 Ballantine? Yeah. 258 00:22:25,538 --> 00:22:27,106 They're traveling north on Sawtelle Boulevard. 259 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,543 What are we waiting for? Let's go! Right! 260 00:22:41,824 --> 00:22:44,860 Just like old times, huh, Walter? 261 00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:47,631 On our way to case a shot. 262 00:22:47,664 --> 00:22:49,166 You'll love it. 263 00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:53,638 What's that back there? 264 00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:54,872 Oh, it's just the FBI. 265 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,541 They've been tailing me for days. 266 00:22:56,574 --> 00:22:58,676 It's okay. 267 00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:01,647 They got nothing on me. I'm clean. 268 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,516 Clean! Carrying an escaped lifer? 269 00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,553 Oh, no! 270 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,288 Lose them, nephew. 271 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,991 This milk wagon only goes 40 miles an hour. 272 00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:12,660 Come on. You any kind of a driver, nephew? 273 00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,829 At very low speeds, sir. 274 00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:16,730 You see that freeway ramp coming up? 275 00:23:16,764 --> 00:23:17,899 Yeah. Take it. 276 00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,201 Hey, that's the wrong way! 277 00:23:19,234 --> 00:23:21,603 Take the ramp! If you say so, sir 278 00:23:25,641 --> 00:23:26,909 Take the up ramp, quick! 279 00:23:30,013 --> 00:23:32,716 Hey, you're gonna kill us, Victor! 280 00:23:34,651 --> 00:23:36,721 I don't wanna die! 281 00:23:36,754 --> 00:23:39,591 How am I doing, Mr. Ballantine? 282 00:23:40,291 --> 00:23:42,194 Oh, watch out! 283 00:23:44,363 --> 00:23:46,900 Hey, where do you think you're going? 284 00:23:49,903 --> 00:23:52,005 All right, nephew, back it up. 285 00:23:52,038 --> 00:23:53,641 Give her everything she's got. 286 00:23:57,111 --> 00:23:59,248 Hey, watch it! You'll get us all killed! 287 00:23:59,281 --> 00:24:01,650 Come on, nephew! Come on! 288 00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:11,962 You can get up now, Karp. The nephew did okay. 289 00:24:11,996 --> 00:24:13,964 Oh, that was terrific, Mr. Ballantine. 290 00:24:13,998 --> 00:24:15,733 Well, let's get to the shot. 291 00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:17,602 Yes, sir! 292 00:24:23,142 --> 00:24:24,577 But how? AGENT: Well, you see, sir, 293 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:27,280 he went up the down ramp, so we went up the up ramp. 294 00:24:27,313 --> 00:24:29,116 But then he went down the down ramp and there was no way 295 00:24:29,149 --> 00:24:31,919 we could go down the up ramp, so we had to go down to the next down ramp, 296 00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:33,287 and then there was no way 297 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,791 Well, might as well head back to the airport, 298 00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,927 and we'll get your golf bag. 299 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,161 All right. 300 00:24:40,194 --> 00:24:43,132 But first notify all law enforcement agencies. 301 00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:47,804 Say that Walter Ballantine is in the Los Angeles area, 302 00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:49,306 and to tighten up their security. 303 00:24:49,339 --> 00:24:54,111 I'm beginning to realize Walter Ballantine is no ordinary criminal. 304 00:24:54,145 --> 00:24:56,681 Andy, from now on, 305 00:24:56,714 --> 00:24:59,851 we have got to have eyes in back of our head. 306 00:25:09,829 --> 00:25:12,132 Well, we're almost there, Walter. 307 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,768 You're gonna love it. I know you are. 308 00:25:14,802 --> 00:25:17,672 And wait till you hear the string I got lined up for us. 309 00:25:17,706 --> 00:25:18,974 What's a string? 310 00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:20,809 That's a crew, Eleanor. 311 00:25:20,842 --> 00:25:23,679 The group engaged for the operation. 312 00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:26,816 Stosh Gornik will be the driver. 313 00:25:26,849 --> 00:25:28,351 Gornik out here? 314 00:25:28,384 --> 00:25:31,288 Yeah, him and his mom drove out in his taxicab. 315 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,156 Where do I sleep tonight? 316 00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:38,830 Oh, well, can't stay at my place because the FBI will have it staked out. 317 00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:41,066 Do I stay with Victor? 318 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,835 I live in a dump. 319 00:25:42,868 --> 00:25:44,336 I've lived in dumps. 320 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:45,671 It's a used car dump. 321 00:25:46,873 --> 00:25:48,008 Where do I stay? 322 00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,044 With El? 323 00:26:00,188 --> 00:26:02,691 Hey, there it is! The shot. 324 00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:05,495 A future bank? 325 00:26:05,528 --> 00:26:07,830 What kind of a shot is a future bank, for Christ sake? 326 00:26:07,864 --> 00:26:09,866 Not that bank. 327 00:26:09,899 --> 00:26:11,268 That bank. 328 00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:13,904 It really is a pussy cat, Mr. Ballantine. 329 00:26:13,937 --> 00:26:15,873 Hey, Victor, Victor. Park over there. 330 00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:18,076 We can eat and talk at the same time. 331 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:21,946 What would you like, Mr. Ballantine? 332 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,449 Coffee and a Danish. 333 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:26,352 Milk shake for me. Chocolate, please and a Bingoburger. 334 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,887 A double order of French fries, 335 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,756 a Coke, lots of mustard, sweetie-pie. Yeah. 336 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,826 Okay. 337 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:34,528 I've seen some banks that ought to be robbed, 338 00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:36,764 and I've seen some banks that ought not to be robbed. 339 00:26:36,798 --> 00:26:39,267 And of all the banks that ought not to be robbed, 340 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,370 this bank is number one on the list. 341 00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:44,039 This is a fled-on-foot bank. 342 00:26:44,073 --> 00:26:45,441 You can't use a get-away car, 343 00:26:45,474 --> 00:26:46,743 because the traffic is bumper-to-bumper 344 00:26:46,776 --> 00:26:50,980 so you show the guns and take the money and you flee on foot. 345 00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:53,384 Now bank robbers that flee on foot, 346 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:55,152 flee into the arms of the law. 347 00:26:55,186 --> 00:26:56,854 It's standard procedure. 348 00:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,456 So, a daytime stick-up is out-city, 349 00:26:58,489 --> 00:27:00,125 and a night-time burglary is stupid 350 00:27:00,158 --> 00:27:02,094 because they wouldn't leave any cash in that crackerbox. 351 00:27:02,127 --> 00:27:03,962 On Thursdays. 352 00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:06,299 Thursdays the stores are open. 353 00:27:06,332 --> 00:27:08,234 The bank stays open till 9:00. 354 00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:10,971 They lay in some guards, keep the money over. 355 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,140 How many guards? A total of four. 356 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,842 What kind of a safe? A Mosler. 357 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:17,145 The center of the bank is reinforced to support it. 358 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,314 A tough box to crack. It takes time. 359 00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:22,317 Time really isn't the problem, Mr. Ballantine. 360 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:23,819 I have it all figured out. 361 00:27:23,853 --> 00:27:25,488 You see, at 10:15 sharp, every night, 362 00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:27,823 one of the guards, the short one with the moustache, 363 00:27:27,857 --> 00:27:30,160 comes out to the Bingo burger to get four hamburgers, 364 00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:31,828 two Cokes, one coffee and a root beer. 365 00:27:31,862 --> 00:27:34,131 He takes exactly 18 minutes every time. 366 00:27:34,164 --> 00:27:36,467 And when he starts back to the bank, we waylay him, 367 00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:38,503 put him in the back of a pickup truck, 368 00:27:38,536 --> 00:27:41,874 and I go into the bank wearing a uniform and a moustache exactly like his. 369 00:27:41,907 --> 00:27:43,509 Now, once I'm inside the bank, 370 00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:46,613 I pass out the hamburgers and while they're sorting them out, 371 00:27:46,646 --> 00:27:48,548 I pull out my gun, catch them by surprise, 372 00:27:48,581 --> 00:27:50,016 and let the rest of you in, 373 00:27:50,049 --> 00:27:51,618 and we have all night to crack the safe. 374 00:27:51,651 --> 00:27:54,321 Then, in the morning, we tie up the guards, put on their uniforms, 375 00:27:54,355 --> 00:27:56,357 and walk out of there without a care in the world. 376 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:01,396 Isn't that a beautiful plan, Mr. Ballantine? 377 00:28:02,364 --> 00:28:03,899 Isn't it? 378 00:28:07,036 --> 00:28:08,604 I'm leaving. 379 00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:11,408 I'm gonna get up from this table. 380 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:14,912 I'm gonna catch a bus to the nearest police station. 381 00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,148 I'm gonna go in there and beg them to take me back 382 00:28:17,182 --> 00:28:20,018 to Streiger's funny farm where I was safe 383 00:28:21,252 --> 00:28:22,554 and sane. 384 00:28:24,023 --> 00:28:27,560 And I pity the poor schmuck that tries to stop me. 385 00:28:39,073 --> 00:28:41,543 What is it? What's happening? 386 00:28:41,577 --> 00:28:43,879 I don't know. He's got something. 387 00:28:47,984 --> 00:28:49,919 That's right, Karp. Tell me. 388 00:28:50,954 --> 00:28:53,090 It's very simple. 389 00:28:53,123 --> 00:28:54,592 We don't rob the bank. 390 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,228 We steal the bank. 391 00:28:59,097 --> 00:29:01,099 The whole bank. 392 00:29:01,132 --> 00:29:02,133 We have got to consider 393 00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:04,704 that a state of siege exists here in Los Angeles. 394 00:29:04,737 --> 00:29:08,307 I'm going to need a bed, a refrigerator, an electric stove and a Waring blender. 395 00:29:08,341 --> 00:29:10,577 I've got to live with this thing night and day 396 00:29:10,611 --> 00:29:13,280 until Ballantine is back planting trees at the Streiger Institution. 397 00:29:17,018 --> 00:29:18,086 What's all this? 398 00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:19,988 Well, I'm sorry about this, Bulldog. 399 00:29:20,021 --> 00:29:21,489 It's the only room big enough, 400 00:29:21,522 --> 00:29:24,059 and the renovating has to be done by next Thursday. 401 00:29:26,262 --> 00:29:28,264 Well, all right. 402 00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:33,336 He's gonna have to be quiet. 403 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:36,374 I want some phones in here, Andy. 404 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,343 I want a lot of phones, 405 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:42,147 and I want a map of the city of Los Angeles on that wall. 406 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,053 I've got the feeling that Ballantine's up to something big. 407 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,095 There it is! Victor's crash pad. 408 00:30:25,064 --> 00:30:26,565 Oh, ho, wait till you hear this. 409 00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,203 State your name, 410 00:30:30,236 --> 00:30:31,705 date and place of birth 411 00:30:31,738 --> 00:30:33,340 political and religious affiliations Victor! It's us. 412 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,109 Victor, it's Ballantine and El! 413 00:30:35,142 --> 00:30:36,210 of the established government 414 00:30:36,243 --> 00:30:37,678 Victor has a whole system of automatic recordings. 415 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:39,046 They're very interesting STOSH: Wally! 416 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,083 Sure is. Wally Ballantine! 417 00:30:41,116 --> 00:30:44,519 Hey, Wally you're looking great, man, great! 418 00:30:47,457 --> 00:30:49,158 They really shape them in the bucket, don't they? 419 00:30:49,192 --> 00:30:51,327 Look at that flat stomach, and them shoulders! 420 00:30:51,361 --> 00:30:53,230 I Okay, Stosh, let's get on with it. 421 00:30:53,263 --> 00:30:55,065 Oh, that same old Wally, huh? 422 00:30:55,099 --> 00:30:57,701 Business first, huh? Right? Right? 423 00:30:57,735 --> 00:30:59,237 How are you, doll-face? 424 00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:11,451 Walter, sweetheart, Ballantine! Oh! 425 00:31:13,587 --> 00:31:17,692 If you knew how I've been looking forward to this moment. 426 00:31:17,725 --> 00:31:19,260 I kept telling Stosh, 427 00:31:19,293 --> 00:31:21,462 right clear across the country, I said, 428 00:31:21,496 --> 00:31:25,200 Oh, that Walter Ballantine, what a man! 429 00:31:25,234 --> 00:31:27,136 How are you, Mums? What's the matter with your neck? 430 00:31:27,169 --> 00:31:30,106 Oh, silly damn lawyer, that's what's the matter. 431 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,608 She got the whiplash. 432 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:33,443 The lawyer says wear the brace 433 00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:35,613 if she wants to collect any insurance. 434 00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:38,382 Silly damn lawyer, there's nothing wrong with it. 435 00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:40,151 Well, you do what the lawyer says. 436 00:31:40,184 --> 00:31:42,487 Did you case the shot site? Mr. Ballantine? 437 00:31:42,521 --> 00:31:45,724 It's quite, quite an honor having you in my home. 438 00:31:45,757 --> 00:31:50,296 Wally, I've got good news, and I got bad. 439 00:31:50,329 --> 00:31:54,134 The good news is the bank's got a trailer hitch. 440 00:31:54,168 --> 00:31:56,437 The bad news is it don't have wheels. 441 00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:58,305 No wheels? Jesus! No wheels. 442 00:31:58,338 --> 00:31:59,841 State your name, 443 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:03,144 date and place of birth, political and religious affiliations 444 00:32:03,178 --> 00:32:04,747 and whether or not you advocate 445 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:06,482 Victor, I'm gonna hit you! 446 00:32:10,186 --> 00:32:12,622 Herman X? 447 00:32:12,656 --> 00:32:14,191 Hey, where are you? 448 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:16,661 It's okay, Herman X, don't be scared! 449 00:32:16,694 --> 00:32:18,463 Who in the hell's scared? 450 00:32:18,496 --> 00:32:19,764 I'll off that mother 451 00:32:19,797 --> 00:32:21,132 Barrel that. It's just my nephew. 452 00:32:21,165 --> 00:32:24,269 He plays little jokes. Come on, put it away. Put it away. Come on. 453 00:32:28,975 --> 00:32:31,411 Put it away. Put it away. Come on. 454 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,683 Hey, hey, Victor. I told you! 455 00:32:35,716 --> 00:32:38,819 I forgot to disconnect. I'm terribly sorry. 456 00:32:40,655 --> 00:32:43,725 Walter! This is Herman X, the lock man. 457 00:32:43,758 --> 00:32:46,729 Herman X, this is Walter Ballantine. 458 00:32:46,762 --> 00:32:49,198 Hello, hey! Don't do that! 459 00:32:49,232 --> 00:32:51,267 Come here. Join the circle. 460 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,936 Sit down. Sit down. 461 00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:55,873 Herman X? Is that your real name? 462 00:32:55,906 --> 00:32:59,377 Oh, no, I knew Herman from way back. 463 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,579 It used to be Herman Lincoln, wasn't it? 464 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:04,249 That's right, ma'am. How come you changed your name, man? 465 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,986 Mr. X, are you now, or have you ever been 466 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:09,255 a member of any subversive organization? 467 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,189 Now, you wait a minute, man. 468 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,525 Now, it's all right. It's all right, Herman. 469 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,426 My nephew used to be with the FBI. 470 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,929 FBI! 471 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:18,900 Now what kind of jive-ass is going on here, man? 472 00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:20,768 It's entrapment! 473 00:33:23,438 --> 00:33:24,706 That's what it is! Entrapment! 474 00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,708 No, no, it's all right! It's all right, Herman! They fired him! 475 00:33:26,742 --> 00:33:28,912 Put that cannon away, Herman X. 476 00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:30,613 Is it all right, Ballantine? 477 00:33:30,647 --> 00:33:32,749 If you say it's all right, it's all right. 478 00:33:33,783 --> 00:33:35,419 Put it away, Herman X. 479 00:33:44,663 --> 00:33:46,264 What's your pitch? 480 00:33:46,298 --> 00:33:47,900 Well, 481 00:33:47,934 --> 00:33:52,306 the fact is, I wouldn't want this to get around to certain circles 482 00:33:52,339 --> 00:33:54,741 but I need the money for my campaign. 483 00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:56,410 Your campaign? 484 00:33:56,443 --> 00:33:58,446 Why, that's right, lady, my campaign. 485 00:33:58,479 --> 00:34:02,317 I'm running for the mayor for the city of Anaheim. 486 00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:03,518 And furthermore, my friends, 487 00:34:03,551 --> 00:34:05,621 if I'm to be elected mayor of that fair city, I herewith 488 00:34:05,654 --> 00:34:09,558 All right, Herman. Save the soapbox, we got work to do. 489 00:34:09,592 --> 00:34:11,995 And remember, Albert, we agreed, no guns. 490 00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:15,065 Now, who ever heard of a bank heist without guns? 491 00:34:15,098 --> 00:34:17,301 Never mind. We don't need guns. We need wheels! 492 00:34:17,335 --> 00:34:18,603 Now let me get to work on it. 493 00:34:30,516 --> 00:34:32,919 Good luck on your campaign, Mr. X. 494 00:34:42,697 --> 00:34:43,832 I got the plan. 495 00:34:44,866 --> 00:34:46,502 Tell us the plan, Walter. 496 00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:50,373 In due time, Mums. In due time. 497 00:34:50,406 --> 00:34:53,343 First, we got to steal some wheels, 498 00:34:53,377 --> 00:34:55,679 and slip them under the bank when the bank is empty. 499 00:34:55,712 --> 00:34:58,850 Wouldn't it be easier to just rent some wheels? 500 00:34:58,883 --> 00:35:01,753 You can't rent 'em without a driver. They got contracts. 501 00:35:03,154 --> 00:35:04,923 Ah, I'm sorry, we gotta steal 'em. 502 00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:41,399 Will you give me an Italian ice? 503 00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:43,702 It's an American ice cream truck. 504 00:36:12,836 --> 00:36:14,871 Hey, wait a minute, will you? 505 00:36:16,172 --> 00:36:19,210 I dropped my ice cream bar, for God's sake. 506 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,489 All right! All right! 507 00:36:31,124 --> 00:36:32,625 Jesus, lady! 508 00:36:37,531 --> 00:36:39,466 Move your car! 509 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,469 Why don't you look where you're going? Now, I really got 510 00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:16,544 Hold it just a second. Okay, lady, come on. 511 00:37:16,577 --> 00:37:18,646 You can make it now. 512 00:37:53,753 --> 00:37:54,888 Andy, this film you're about to see 513 00:37:54,921 --> 00:37:56,857 is Ballantine during his last parole. 514 00:37:56,890 --> 00:38:00,595 Taken just before his almost successful attempt to steal 515 00:38:00,628 --> 00:38:03,064 three million dollars in gold bouillon from Fort Knox. 516 00:38:03,097 --> 00:38:04,566 I remember that. Yes, I do. 517 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,901 Now, this is Walter Ballantine 518 00:38:05,934 --> 00:38:07,569 right here in the gray suit. Oh. 519 00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:09,771 And the girl? Is she part of the gang? 520 00:38:09,805 --> 00:38:11,574 No, no, no. 521 00:38:11,608 --> 00:38:14,611 Pity. Nice. Mmm. 522 00:38:14,644 --> 00:38:17,214 Where is Ballantine? 523 00:38:19,116 --> 00:38:20,751 While the surveillance team 524 00:38:20,784 --> 00:38:23,722 had to work from inside of a mailman's mail cart 525 00:38:23,755 --> 00:38:25,891 Where's the mail cart? 526 00:38:25,924 --> 00:38:27,626 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 527 00:38:27,659 --> 00:38:29,128 All right, now. Now, look, look, 528 00:38:29,161 --> 00:38:31,931 if you watch right in here, Andy, look. Well 529 00:38:31,964 --> 00:38:34,601 Oh, you'll get them in a minute, here. Yeah. 530 00:38:34,635 --> 00:38:36,637 There he is. The counter man? 531 00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:38,105 Here. Al G. Karp. 532 00:38:38,138 --> 00:38:39,740 Oh, the fellow with the hat? 533 00:38:39,773 --> 00:38:41,609 Been on every caper Ballantine has ever been on. 534 00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:43,611 Here he is. 535 00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:44,913 Sure. Uh-huh. 536 00:38:46,181 --> 00:38:47,650 He seems to like his ice cream. 537 00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:46,952 Oh! Oh, Mr. Ballantine, good luck! 538 00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:48,420 Are you nuts or something? 539 00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:52,996 Quiet! 540 00:41:05,143 --> 00:41:06,144 Karp. 541 00:41:06,945 --> 00:41:08,947 Yeah, yeah. 542 00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,149 Herman. Right. 543 00:41:10,983 --> 00:41:13,953 Victor. Here, sir. 544 00:41:13,986 --> 00:41:16,490 I'm not calling the roll, for Christ's sake! Are you ready? 545 00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:19,927 Of course, I am, Mr. Ballantine. 546 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,963 All right, now, we all go together. I'll count. 547 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:27,268 One, two, 548 00:41:27,836 --> 00:41:31,140 three, four, 549 00:41:31,173 --> 00:41:33,275 five, six, 550 00:41:34,177 --> 00:41:36,813 seven, eight 551 00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:39,850 nine, 10, 552 00:41:40,318 --> 00:41:42,587 11, 12 553 00:41:48,393 --> 00:41:49,928 Take 'em down. 554 00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:17,861 Where is Stosh? 555 00:42:55,371 --> 00:42:57,975 Here we go again. 556 00:42:58,008 --> 00:43:01,979 One, two, three, 557 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:06,117 four, five, six, 558 00:43:07,219 --> 00:43:10,256 seven, eight 559 00:45:14,133 --> 00:45:16,203 Jack. Yes, sir. 560 00:45:16,236 --> 00:45:17,537 Down. 561 00:45:29,251 --> 00:45:30,586 Tires. 562 00:46:13,235 --> 00:46:15,438 Now that, man, was a plan. 563 00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:24,515 Oh, Wally, have I got something good for you, honey. 564 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,783 I'm gonna take care of you. 565 00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:26,951 What's the story? Well, I know 566 00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:29,521 how hard you've been working and everything. So I want 567 00:46:29,555 --> 00:46:31,690 I brought you some clothes. 568 00:46:31,723 --> 00:46:33,860 You can change and look good, you know. 569 00:46:33,893 --> 00:46:35,295 Like this? 570 00:46:35,328 --> 00:46:37,297 Yes, it's very nice, I guess. 571 00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:39,199 Well, 572 00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:43,204 I got you some plaid. 573 00:46:43,871 --> 00:46:45,807 Pretty color, huh? 574 00:46:45,841 --> 00:46:49,678 No, nothing I would choose for myself, not necessarily. 575 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,513 Well 576 00:46:52,815 --> 00:46:54,183 Well, if you don't like this, 577 00:46:54,217 --> 00:46:56,519 I got something even better. 578 00:46:56,552 --> 00:46:58,355 Maybe you'll like this. 579 00:47:00,657 --> 00:47:03,260 This should look good on you. 580 00:47:03,293 --> 00:47:05,363 What do you think? Like it? 581 00:47:05,396 --> 00:47:07,365 Yes, well, whatever, fine 582 00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,436 What's the matter, Wally? 583 00:47:10,469 --> 00:47:13,706 Nothing's what's the matter. What's the matter? I've been 584 00:47:13,739 --> 00:47:16,877 lying under a mobile bank all night, that's what's the matter is. 585 00:47:16,910 --> 00:47:20,247 That's not what's the matter. 586 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,916 The saltpeter's wearing off. 587 00:47:21,949 --> 00:47:23,584 That's what's the matter. 588 00:47:23,618 --> 00:47:25,653 Listen, I, uh 589 00:47:25,686 --> 00:47:28,357 I got some plans to make 590 00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:31,193 and when I make plans I got to have privacy. So, you know, how about 591 00:47:36,733 --> 00:47:38,234 Maybe you didn't hear what I said? 592 00:47:45,276 --> 00:47:46,378 Look 593 00:47:47,946 --> 00:47:50,682 I told you, I don't 594 00:47:50,715 --> 00:47:53,586 I don't mix business with hanky-panky, you know, 595 00:47:53,619 --> 00:47:56,455 because, well, the hanky-panky 596 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,259 gets out of hand, 597 00:48:00,594 --> 00:48:02,729 and the business goes to hell, 598 00:48:02,763 --> 00:48:05,967 and things get messed up and plans get 599 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,972 Mistakes are made and everybody ends up in the pokey. 600 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,609 Anything you say, Mr. Ballantine. 601 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:42,743 Yes, sir, may I help you? 602 00:48:42,776 --> 00:48:45,412 Yeah, I want two pounds 603 00:48:45,446 --> 00:48:47,682 of sodium Potassium nitrate. 604 00:48:48,516 --> 00:48:49,985 Two pounds of what? 605 00:48:50,018 --> 00:48:51,854 Saltpeter. 606 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,023 How will you recognize the diversion? 607 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,025 Instinct, Andy, instinct. 608 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,526 I know Ballantine's tactics. 609 00:48:57,561 --> 00:49:00,864 One time, he panicked Milwaukee 610 00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:02,866 by letting a lion loose from the zoo 611 00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:06,371 before he pulled the heist on the Blumgarten Brewery. 612 00:49:06,404 --> 00:49:09,808 Now the fact that the lion was toothless, 613 00:49:09,842 --> 00:49:13,512 and was found asleep in the front pew of the Baptist church 614 00:49:13,545 --> 00:49:15,114 was beside the point. 615 00:49:15,147 --> 00:49:17,017 The point is 616 00:49:17,050 --> 00:49:20,520 that the police were chasing the cat 617 00:49:20,553 --> 00:49:23,891 while Ballantine was giving the business to the brewery. 618 00:49:23,924 --> 00:49:25,459 Now, that's the kind of red herring 619 00:49:25,493 --> 00:49:27,395 we've got to look for, Andy. 620 00:49:27,428 --> 00:49:29,931 Lions in the street. Gin! 621 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,381 Do you want a beer? No, thanks. 622 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:47,018 How about a sandwich? 623 00:49:47,052 --> 00:49:49,854 Okay, bet, bet GUARD 2: All right, don't rush me. 624 00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:52,692 Call. I'll call. 625 00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:55,828 Hey, there's no water. 626 00:49:55,861 --> 00:49:57,864 They're probably working on the main someplace. 627 00:49:57,898 --> 00:49:58,932 It'll be back on. 628 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:07,775 Eight, no help. A pair of nines. 629 00:50:07,809 --> 00:50:10,679 Is that the best you can do? 630 00:50:10,713 --> 00:50:12,481 Call. 631 00:50:17,921 --> 00:50:19,622 You're the high man. 632 00:50:21,659 --> 00:50:23,160 Okay, bet it. Bet it. 633 00:50:52,862 --> 00:50:54,897 Car 42. Four, two. 634 00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:56,132 Come in 42. 635 00:50:56,165 --> 00:50:58,902 That's us! Roger, we're on. 636 00:50:58,935 --> 00:51:02,806 Forty-two, check report of a woman on the scaffolding of that new high-rise, 637 00:51:02,839 --> 00:51:04,809 corner of Waterford and Fifth. 638 00:51:04,842 --> 00:51:07,578 Wow! A woman on a scaffolding! 639 00:51:07,612 --> 00:51:10,249 Roger, 42. Will check. 640 00:51:10,282 --> 00:51:11,617 What do we do now? 641 00:51:11,650 --> 00:51:12,551 Start the engine. 642 00:51:35,745 --> 00:51:37,647 What was that? OFFICER 2: I don't know. 643 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,115 Where'd it come from? 644 00:51:39,148 --> 00:51:40,017 I guess it must have fallen off the building. 645 00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:41,185 What's in it? 646 00:51:43,921 --> 00:51:45,657 Nothing in here but a half-eaten pickle. 647 00:51:45,690 --> 00:51:46,991 A half eaten pickle? How the hell did 648 00:51:49,194 --> 00:51:50,695 Well, there she is. 649 00:51:55,267 --> 00:51:56,669 I better check in. 650 00:51:58,705 --> 00:51:59,873 My first jumper! 651 00:52:00,941 --> 00:52:02,576 Car 42 reporting. 652 00:52:02,609 --> 00:52:04,245 Okay, 42. 653 00:52:04,278 --> 00:52:06,647 This high-rise at Fifth and Waterford. There's a woman up there. 654 00:52:06,681 --> 00:52:08,316 Looks like she's about to jump. 655 00:52:08,349 --> 00:52:09,551 We need help. 656 00:53:13,425 --> 00:53:15,728 You ought to have a little more crime around here. 657 00:53:16,829 --> 00:53:19,165 To keep the police from getting rusty. 658 00:53:19,198 --> 00:53:23,103 Okay. There's a woman on a building at Fifth and Waterford 659 00:53:23,137 --> 00:53:24,371 threatening to jump. 660 00:53:25,005 --> 00:53:26,006 All right. 661 00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:32,814 You know one of the greatest unsolved 662 00:53:33,883 --> 00:53:38,254 Woman on a building! Let's go! 663 00:53:38,287 --> 00:53:39,656 I call. 664 00:53:39,690 --> 00:53:41,358 Likewise. 665 00:53:43,026 --> 00:53:44,795 What the hell was that noise? 666 00:53:44,828 --> 00:53:46,331 Just a minute. 667 00:53:55,874 --> 00:53:58,712 Aw, it's some dame on a Honda. 668 00:54:29,381 --> 00:54:30,415 Who was there? 669 00:54:30,448 --> 00:54:31,916 Oh, what are you worried about? 670 00:54:44,765 --> 00:54:46,234 Geronimo! 671 00:55:09,995 --> 00:55:12,864 Get me out of here! What happened? 672 00:55:13,799 --> 00:55:15,535 Well, I'll tell you what I think. 673 00:55:15,568 --> 00:55:17,236 Some son-of-a-bitch stole the bank! 674 00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:19,739 All right, everybody, stand back! 675 00:55:29,884 --> 00:55:32,153 Let's go, man. I just got a flash on a temporary bank. 676 00:55:32,187 --> 00:55:33,789 They have four guards in that bank! 677 00:55:33,823 --> 00:55:35,324 Come on, let's go! 678 00:55:36,459 --> 00:55:37,460 Aw, heck! 679 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,171 Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? 680 00:55:47,205 --> 00:55:49,941 That's my mother! Don't jump, Mama! 681 00:55:49,974 --> 00:55:51,276 I'm coming! 682 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:53,412 Your boy's coming, Mama! 683 00:55:53,445 --> 00:55:54,947 Let us through here, folks! 684 00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:56,448 That's this boy's mother! 685 00:55:56,482 --> 00:55:58,985 And I'm her doctor! Let us through! 686 00:56:02,288 --> 00:56:05,860 Yes, yes. Right. 687 00:56:05,893 --> 00:56:08,896 The bank alarm's gone off at Oakdale and Ventura. 688 00:56:08,929 --> 00:56:10,499 Car 42 is checking it out. 689 00:56:13,201 --> 00:56:14,970 Forget Fifth and Waterford. 690 00:56:15,003 --> 00:56:17,373 Head for Oakdale and Ventura. 691 00:56:17,406 --> 00:56:20,810 That Ballantine! 692 00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:28,887 When did you last see the bank, 42? 693 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,889 Ah, maybe 20 minutes ago. 694 00:56:30,922 --> 00:56:32,991 And now it's gone, 42? 695 00:56:33,024 --> 00:56:35,060 Yes, it sure is. 696 00:56:36,162 --> 00:56:37,296 The whole bank? 697 00:56:37,329 --> 00:56:39,131 The whole bank. 698 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:40,500 That's a crock, 42. 699 00:56:42,969 --> 00:56:44,638 Now what's going on here, Officer? 700 00:56:44,671 --> 00:56:46,340 The whole bank got snatched, I think, sir. 701 00:56:46,374 --> 00:56:47,942 You think? He's new. 702 00:56:47,975 --> 00:56:49,010 New? Who? 703 00:56:49,043 --> 00:56:50,144 Of course, he's new. 704 00:56:50,178 --> 00:56:51,647 Will you get this thing out of here? 705 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,415 Yes, sir. Gladly. 706 00:56:58,221 --> 00:56:59,389 Who would believe it? 707 00:56:59,422 --> 00:57:01,925 Who would believe anything Ballantine does? 708 00:57:03,059 --> 00:57:04,428 Who would believe anyone would steal 709 00:57:04,461 --> 00:57:06,497 a million dollars worth of nickels 710 00:57:06,530 --> 00:57:08,365 from the U.S. Mint? 711 00:57:08,399 --> 00:57:10,669 That's right. 712 00:57:10,702 --> 00:57:12,437 Who would believe anyone would highjack 713 00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:14,439 an oil tanker of the high seas? 714 00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:15,908 Exactly! 715 00:57:15,942 --> 00:57:18,211 And who would believe that anyone would steal 716 00:57:18,244 --> 00:57:21,215 a whole bank? 717 00:57:28,423 --> 00:57:29,624 How am I doing? 718 00:57:29,657 --> 00:57:30,758 On time. 719 00:57:30,792 --> 00:57:33,629 Okay, they've got the bank but we've got the money. 720 00:57:33,662 --> 00:57:36,599 Now if it comes to a showdown, we can give as good as we get! 721 00:57:36,632 --> 00:57:38,467 Right? Right! 722 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,136 We're slowing down. 723 00:57:40,170 --> 00:57:41,404 Get to your posts. 724 00:57:53,685 --> 00:57:54,987 Anybody see anything? 725 00:57:56,054 --> 00:57:57,055 Time? 726 00:58:09,036 --> 00:58:10,972 What's that? 727 00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,642 What's that? 728 00:58:13,675 --> 00:58:17,480 We're in the middle of a railroad track! And here comes a train! 729 00:58:17,513 --> 00:58:19,115 What about the money? What about the money? 730 00:58:19,148 --> 00:58:21,351 Oh, screw the money! Let's get out of here! 731 00:58:21,385 --> 00:58:23,020 Come on, open the door! 732 00:58:44,811 --> 00:58:47,014 Oh, Herman, look at that! 733 00:58:47,048 --> 00:58:49,650 On your way, man! Right on! 734 00:59:11,076 --> 00:59:13,311 Wait a minute. That was them, Victor, stop! 735 00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:16,182 Stop, stop, stop! Come on! Back up! Back up! 736 00:59:16,215 --> 00:59:19,118 Come on, all right. Go back, go back, go back, don't lose 'em! 737 00:59:19,151 --> 00:59:23,156 Don't lose 'em. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 738 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:03,103 Come on. Come on, Victor. That's right. 739 01:00:03,137 --> 01:00:05,172 All right, Victor. Easy does it now. 740 01:00:05,205 --> 01:00:08,709 That's right. All right. All right. Easy, easy, easy now. 741 01:00:08,742 --> 01:00:10,478 That's good. Good, good, good. 742 01:00:10,512 --> 01:00:13,348 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it, Victor! 743 01:00:14,749 --> 01:00:16,819 Gotta be fast. Move fast. 744 01:00:16,852 --> 01:00:19,655 We only got 42 minutes before that security patrol checks the joint. 745 01:00:19,688 --> 01:00:21,625 I got pink paint 'cause I thought it was cute. 746 01:00:21,658 --> 01:00:23,427 That's okay, isn't it? I don't give a damn what color it is. 747 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:24,561 Just slap it on. 748 01:00:24,594 --> 01:00:25,662 I think pink's nice. 749 01:00:25,695 --> 01:00:28,132 Actually, it's hot pink. 750 01:01:44,721 --> 01:01:48,292 Now, let's get to the case of the missing bank. 751 01:01:48,325 --> 01:01:50,528 A very clever heist in the best Ballantine tradition. 752 01:01:50,561 --> 01:01:53,231 Beautifully planned, skillfully executed. 753 01:01:53,265 --> 01:01:55,500 I take off my hat to Ballantine. 754 01:01:55,534 --> 01:02:00,840 But I put it back on because he may have committed a fatal mistake. 755 01:02:00,873 --> 01:02:04,011 He could not know that in that mobile bank is a new kind of safe, 756 01:02:04,044 --> 01:02:05,846 built so strong that nothing 757 01:02:05,879 --> 01:02:08,682 heat, shock, laser beam, 758 01:02:08,715 --> 01:02:12,387 diamond drills or even acid could crack it in less than 24 hours. 759 01:02:13,388 --> 01:02:14,656 Maybe longer. 760 01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:19,261 And so, gentlemen, 761 01:02:19,295 --> 01:02:23,266 that means that we have time 762 01:02:23,733 --> 01:02:26,403 to find that bank. 763 01:02:39,352 --> 01:02:41,654 Boy, if this thing didn't look like a safe 764 01:02:41,688 --> 01:02:43,890 and feel like a safe and even smell like a safe 765 01:02:43,923 --> 01:02:45,826 I would say it was something else. 766 01:02:45,859 --> 01:02:46,927 Like what? 767 01:02:46,961 --> 01:02:49,330 Well, like something else. 768 01:02:49,363 --> 01:02:51,066 Are you saying you can't open it? 769 01:02:51,099 --> 01:02:54,369 Oh, I can open it. That isn't the question. 770 01:02:54,402 --> 01:02:55,637 Well, tell me what is the question 771 01:02:55,670 --> 01:02:57,473 because I'm dying to ask it. 772 01:02:57,506 --> 01:02:59,308 Well, the question is, how long? 773 01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:01,377 How long? 774 01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:02,378 I can't answer that question. 775 01:03:52,837 --> 01:03:54,339 Yes, may I help you? 776 01:03:59,445 --> 01:04:01,514 Oh, wow! Really? 777 01:04:01,547 --> 01:04:03,417 Wow, the FBI! Wow! 778 01:04:04,418 --> 01:04:06,386 I'm Agent Johnson. 779 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:07,654 This is Agent Jackson. 780 01:04:07,688 --> 01:04:09,023 Hi! 781 01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:10,058 Hi. 782 01:04:11,459 --> 01:04:13,061 Just a question, sir. 783 01:04:13,094 --> 01:04:16,532 Was there a mobile home brought in here last night? 784 01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:20,402 Well, yes, sir, we had three come in last night. 785 01:04:20,436 --> 01:04:21,571 What's up? 786 01:04:21,604 --> 01:04:24,541 Were any of them green? Green? 787 01:04:24,574 --> 01:04:26,944 Oh, yeah, a very sweet old gentleman named Smith. 788 01:04:28,446 --> 01:04:29,747 Smith? Smith? 789 01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:31,582 Smith. 790 01:04:31,615 --> 01:04:34,052 Do you suppose you could do something for us? 791 01:04:34,086 --> 01:04:35,554 Do you suppose you could take a look at the inside 792 01:04:35,587 --> 01:04:37,456 of Mr. Smith's mobile home? 793 01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:41,160 Well, I guess so. 794 01:04:42,161 --> 01:04:43,896 What am I looking for? 795 01:04:43,930 --> 01:04:46,066 To see if it's a normal Everyday 796 01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:47,401 mobile home. 797 01:04:48,736 --> 01:04:51,573 Wow! This is exciting! 798 01:04:51,606 --> 01:04:53,108 Mr. Smith! 799 01:04:54,509 --> 01:04:57,446 Mr. Smith, it's Irving from the office. 800 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,148 What do you want? 801 01:04:59,181 --> 01:05:02,485 I just thought I'd come in and check the toilet flush. 802 01:05:02,518 --> 01:05:04,454 It flushes. 803 01:05:04,488 --> 01:05:06,590 Well, what about the gas, Mr. Smith? 804 01:05:06,623 --> 01:05:08,492 It gasses. 805 01:05:08,525 --> 01:05:11,529 Well, that's good. 806 01:05:11,562 --> 01:05:13,831 Would you come to the door a minute, Mr. Smith? 807 01:05:13,865 --> 01:05:15,868 No! I'm sitting down. 808 01:05:16,535 --> 01:05:17,903 Oh. 809 01:05:17,936 --> 01:05:20,572 Well, could you get up, sir? 810 01:05:20,606 --> 01:05:23,710 Shove off, kid. Unless you want trouble. 811 01:05:27,181 --> 01:05:28,182 Mmm. 812 01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:33,855 Walter, dear, don't you want your hamburger? 813 01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:35,657 Later. 814 01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:38,627 Stosh? Can I take off my neck brace? 815 01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:42,565 No! You could blow the whole case for us right here! 816 01:05:42,598 --> 01:05:43,933 I'm sitting in a swiped bank, 817 01:05:43,966 --> 01:05:46,570 which is four felonies rolled up into one already, 818 01:05:46,603 --> 01:05:48,038 and you're worried about a lawsuit 819 01:05:48,071 --> 01:05:49,873 with the insurance company. 820 01:05:49,907 --> 01:05:52,777 If we get picked up in this thing, we'll need all the money 821 01:05:52,811 --> 01:05:54,512 we can lay our hands on for the defense. 822 01:05:54,546 --> 01:05:56,147 So wear it for Christ's sake. 823 01:06:02,555 --> 01:06:04,224 Well 824 01:06:04,257 --> 01:06:06,693 I guess I better set up Ole Faithful. 825 01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:34,629 Well, you really did it this time, wise guy, you got a real winner. 826 01:07:34,663 --> 01:07:37,732 Give him time. Give him time, Walter. It's a very unusual safe. 827 01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:41,137 Time. Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone in less time. 828 01:07:41,170 --> 01:07:44,073 You've gone through 10 of these potato chip bags. 829 01:07:44,106 --> 01:07:46,076 It'll be all right! It'll be all right! Yeah. 830 01:07:46,109 --> 01:07:49,112 Sir, this is very bad for our residents. Wow! 831 01:07:49,146 --> 01:07:50,648 Don't worry about it, kid. 832 01:07:50,682 --> 01:07:52,784 You can depend on the FBI. 833 01:07:52,817 --> 01:07:55,820 We won't shoot unless absolutely necessary. 834 01:07:55,853 --> 01:07:58,724 Wow! Mr. Smith didn't seem the sort at all. 835 01:07:58,757 --> 01:08:01,694 Very sweet old gentleman. Wow! 836 01:08:01,727 --> 01:08:04,731 It won't be the first time Ballantine disguised himself. 837 01:08:16,211 --> 01:08:17,779 Ballantine! 838 01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:20,315 This is the FBI! 839 01:08:20,349 --> 01:08:24,153 You're surrounded! Come out with your hands up! 840 01:08:24,921 --> 01:08:26,790 Ballantine? 841 01:08:26,824 --> 01:08:28,892 This is Streiger! 842 01:08:28,926 --> 01:08:30,861 We don't want any trouble! 843 01:08:30,894 --> 01:08:32,229 The game's up and you've lost! 844 01:08:33,098 --> 01:08:34,866 Come out peacefully. 845 01:08:34,899 --> 01:08:36,468 They've got us, man! 846 01:08:36,501 --> 01:08:38,738 And me without a heater! 847 01:08:38,771 --> 01:08:40,740 You just be glad you don't have a gun! 848 01:08:40,773 --> 01:08:42,908 Violence begets violence! 849 01:08:42,942 --> 01:08:45,112 You see, Mom, I told you! 850 01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:49,016 You ought to be glad you're wearing that brace. 851 01:08:49,049 --> 01:08:51,319 Oh, you're a good boy, Stosh. 852 01:08:51,352 --> 01:08:53,755 Walter? 853 01:08:53,788 --> 01:08:56,825 Don't make us use the tear gas! 854 01:09:03,967 --> 01:09:05,802 Mr. Ballantine 855 01:09:07,270 --> 01:09:09,373 I'm so sorry. 856 01:09:22,922 --> 01:09:25,925 We're waiting, Ballantine! 857 01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,294 We're waiting! 858 01:09:47,017 --> 01:09:48,919 Must be some other Ballantine. 859 01:10:52,894 --> 01:10:54,962 I do not want any more trouble here. 860 01:10:54,996 --> 01:10:58,200 You'll just have to leave. Now! 861 01:10:58,233 --> 01:11:02,037 Walter! The sprinklers next door! The pink paint's coming off! 862 01:11:08,913 --> 01:11:10,981 Water paint! 863 01:11:11,015 --> 01:11:14,418 Jesus, El, you bought water paint? 864 01:11:14,452 --> 01:11:17,956 I'm sorry! It said washable and I thought it sounded so clean. 865 01:11:19,424 --> 01:11:21,027 Never fails. 866 01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:22,995 Bring a broad along on a job, it never fails. 867 01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:24,931 Irving from the office says, wow, 868 01:11:24,964 --> 01:11:27,501 he doesn't want anymore trouble, like, wow, we gotta split! 869 01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:29,369 Irving from the office is right, Mums. 870 01:11:29,403 --> 01:11:31,605 It's against the law to tow this thing around in the daytime. 871 01:11:31,638 --> 01:11:33,007 We might get a traffic citation. 872 01:11:33,041 --> 01:11:34,576 Shut nephew up for a minute, Karp. 873 01:11:37,212 --> 01:11:38,681 Well, he's getting it on, man. 874 01:11:38,714 --> 01:11:40,983 He's got a plan, Herman. 875 01:11:41,016 --> 01:11:43,519 Okay, let him up, Karp. 876 01:11:43,552 --> 01:11:44,688 Yeah, I got a plan. We gotta get out of here. 877 01:11:44,721 --> 01:11:46,690 We gotta move fast. I need a sign painted, 878 01:11:46,723 --> 01:11:48,458 but not water paint. Do you understand? 879 01:12:08,649 --> 01:12:10,017 Yes, sir. 880 01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:12,987 It's him. 881 01:12:13,020 --> 01:12:15,590 Oh, yes sir, he's right here. 882 01:12:15,624 --> 01:12:17,659 Bulldog, he wants to speak to you. 883 01:12:20,763 --> 01:12:24,000 Bulldog here, sir. Ah, yes sir, but I can handle 884 01:12:29,506 --> 01:12:30,507 Yes, sir. 885 01:12:35,113 --> 01:12:36,114 Yes, sir. 886 01:12:42,388 --> 01:12:46,026 We have been instructed to get help. 887 01:12:46,059 --> 01:12:51,499 Now, I want you men to contact 888 01:12:51,532 --> 01:12:56,137 all of the chiefs of police of the entire county of Los Angeles. 889 01:12:56,170 --> 01:13:00,609 And I want you two men to contact the local representatives of 890 01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:04,080 the Air Force, Army and National Guard. And 891 01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:05,048 Andy 892 01:13:05,081 --> 01:13:06,082 Yes. 893 01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:10,020 You and I are going to have to go downtown 894 01:13:10,821 --> 01:13:13,023 and talk to the CIA. 895 01:13:13,057 --> 01:13:14,559 Bulldog Let's go. 896 01:13:45,528 --> 01:13:47,330 Hey. 897 01:13:47,364 --> 01:13:49,065 Mums, hear that? What? 898 01:13:54,205 --> 01:13:56,441 Maybe it's Streiger. You think they saw us, Walter? 899 01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:57,476 Strike. 900 01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:04,183 What's going on? 901 01:14:04,217 --> 01:14:07,553 Navy helicopter reporting a pink mobile home 902 01:14:07,587 --> 01:14:10,157 up on Spy Glass Hill. 903 01:14:10,190 --> 01:14:13,460 Huh? It's a real estate development office. 904 01:14:13,494 --> 01:14:15,096 Was it there yesterday? 905 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:18,133 Well, was it there yesterday? 906 01:14:18,166 --> 01:14:21,237 No, they haven't even finished painting it yet. 907 01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:22,805 That's it! 908 01:14:22,838 --> 01:14:24,340 Head to Spy Glass Hill. 909 01:14:36,687 --> 01:14:38,290 Hey. 910 01:14:38,323 --> 01:14:40,225 Here comes Herman with the nitro. 911 01:14:41,293 --> 01:14:43,228 Now, don't move! 912 01:14:43,262 --> 01:14:45,165 Don't worry. 913 01:14:46,332 --> 01:14:47,667 Don't slam it. 914 01:14:56,210 --> 01:14:57,312 Ease it out. 915 01:16:46,372 --> 01:16:48,474 The soup wasn't heavy enough. 916 01:16:48,508 --> 01:16:51,245 Yeah, man. I'll give her a double blast this time. 917 01:17:10,867 --> 01:17:13,337 I'm gonna waste this mother. 918 01:17:13,370 --> 01:17:15,773 I'm not gonna take this jive from any damn box. 919 01:17:15,807 --> 01:17:18,509 Everybody, take cover. I'm gonna mix me a A-Bomb! 920 01:17:58,890 --> 01:18:01,059 You did it! You did it! 921 01:18:01,092 --> 01:18:04,330 It's moving! It's moving! 922 01:18:09,069 --> 01:18:10,704 Hey, hey. 923 01:18:10,737 --> 01:18:12,506 Oh, my God. Hey. 924 01:18:12,539 --> 01:18:14,542 Come on, Mums. Pull your skirt down. 925 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,364 Wally. Oh, Wally. 926 01:18:33,898 --> 01:18:35,433 Wally. 927 01:18:50,818 --> 01:18:53,420 Stop! Come on, open the door! 928 01:18:53,454 --> 01:18:55,055 Sit back and keep your slippers on! 929 01:18:55,089 --> 01:18:56,391 All right. 930 01:19:03,566 --> 01:19:04,900 Karp! 931 01:19:13,844 --> 01:19:16,080 Faster! Faster! 932 01:19:17,782 --> 01:19:19,584 Shouldn't we slow down, Bulldog? 933 01:19:34,201 --> 01:19:36,504 That mobile home. Steady, Andy, steady. 934 01:19:36,537 --> 01:19:38,840 Is that Ballantine? He's going to hit us! 935 01:19:44,514 --> 01:19:46,916 Steady! 936 01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:49,786 It's about to go. Don't move! 937 01:20:00,965 --> 01:20:03,135 Stay right where you are, Andy. 938 01:20:40,712 --> 01:20:44,684 Well, it's like I say, nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger. 939 01:20:44,717 --> 01:20:46,352 Nobody, that is, 940 01:20:46,385 --> 01:20:48,721 unless they're willing to go to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. 941 01:20:49,622 --> 01:20:51,258 Oh, Mr. Ballantine, 942 01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:52,826 he's gone down with the safe. 943 01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:55,262 Hold on, baby! Baby, we're coming. Hold on. 944 01:20:55,295 --> 01:20:57,198 Coming! Hold it! Hold it! 945 01:20:59,601 --> 01:21:02,738 There he is! Hey, Walter, don't forget the safe! 946 01:21:02,771 --> 01:21:06,208 I got a big new shot for us! 947 01:21:06,242 --> 01:21:09,279 No, I tried to stop him. I couldn't swim. I shouted. I whistled. 948 01:21:09,312 --> 01:21:11,848 I reminded him that nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger. 949 01:21:11,882 --> 01:21:13,416 But to no avail. 950 01:21:13,450 --> 01:21:16,687 Walter just didn't want to come back to my beloved institution. 951 01:21:19,624 --> 01:21:22,861 What are you doing? Where are you going, Wally? 952 01:21:22,895 --> 01:21:24,229 But I love you, Wally! 953 01:21:24,263 --> 01:21:25,797 You're swimming the wrong way! 954 01:21:25,831 --> 01:21:28,768 Walter, I can't swim! Come on back! 955 01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:32,973 It wasn't until six weeks later that the first rumors reached us. 956 01:21:33,007 --> 01:21:36,143 The First National Bank of Samoa looted by lone gunman. 957 01:21:36,176 --> 01:21:40,782 Nothing unusual about that except that witnesses said the man was sopping wet. 958 01:21:40,815 --> 01:21:43,785 That clinched it! You won't get away with it. 959 01:21:43,818 --> 01:21:46,889 I'm learning how to swim, and I'm coming after you. 960 01:21:46,923 --> 01:21:48,758 You hear that, Walter? 961 01:21:48,791 --> 01:21:53,363 Nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger!